"So I was walking on the trail the other day, and I came to a really soft, mossy spot. And on one side of the trail was a big hole. It was dark and deep, and I couldn't see the bottom. On the other side of the trail was another big hole. Just as deep, and just as dark. In a situation like that, you begin to wonder to yourself, 'If I step there... will it hold? And if it doesn't, how far down will I go?'"
"...so did you?"
"What? Walk on it? Yeah."
"You worry about weird stuff."
"Dude, we've been living in a cave for the last month."