The following are sample writings from the Summer, 2000 issue of South Dakota Review.


Literary or Not: Mystery and Other Acts of Nature, Eileen Sullivan    Poem: Dakota Sky (A Fragment), A. Waller Hastings

Story: A Very Short Story Begins on a Farm, J. Annie MacLeod    Poem: My Husband, A City Boy, Decides to Buy a Truck, Debra Marquart

Poem: Driving Toward Home, Wherever That Is, Robert King    Poem: At the History Conference, Linda M. Hasselstrom

Poem: Ascending Harney Peak, Clif Mason    Poem: What Water Gives, Freya Manfred    Essay: Come to North Dakota!, Debra Marquart


 

EILEEN SULLIVAN

MYSTERY AND OTHER ACTS OF NATURE

 

      When my husband, Jamie, and I moved to South Dakota sixteen years ago, I had never set eyes on the state. On a humid August evening we drove north from Omaha, where we had stopped on our move from Missouri, and we continued a land-bound version of an explorer’s river journey, meandering through undulating hills and valleys carved by the Missouri River, up from our St. Louis home, where the Missouri meets the Mississippi, through Nebraska and on to our Dakota destination.

      It was dusk as our car turned off I-29 onto Highway 50, Jamie in the rental truck, and me following in our car. Down the highway ahead of us  something was happening. At first it seemed like an optical illusion, one of those delicate, shimmering puddles you see on the road way ahead of you that fade and then disappear as your car approaches. But this was dusk, and the movement could certainly not be described as shimmering. It was hopping, but almost as a single, wriggling unit. Thousands of small toads were migrating across the highway. Before I even had a chance to register what it was I was seeing, I was on top of them,  horrible tiny thuds on the underside of the car. An amphibious undercoating. By the time I understood what was happening and pulled onto the shoulder of the road, it was over. It was one of those random, chaotic encounters with nature. We had been thrust, at 65 miles per hour, into nature. Welcome to South Dakota.

       Jamie, riding much higher in the truck, his attention more tightly focused on the instability and road resistance of his rented vehicle, remained oblivious to the hopping hordes, and he swears to this day that I am making up this story about toad migration. He never saw it, and remains a skeptic. This is unfortunate because he is the one who would have appreciated it the most. It is his interest in herpetology, the study of reptiles and amphibians, that has given shape to our summers over the years. And, as he often tells me, with regret hanging heavy in his voice, interesting herpetological manifestations are few and far between in the Sunshine State.

     Having lived in Missouri and studied reptiles in the comparatively diverse herpetological ecosystem of the Ozarks, he was disappointed after a few summers here to note a rare fox snake, yellow bellied racer, ring neck, milk snake, hog nose or garter snake sighting as the extent of his reptile finds. Perhaps South Dakota snakes behaved differently, more elusively, I thought, as he pored over range maps of various non-venomous species.

      In our early years together a trip to the Ozarks was intensified by the prospect of coming upon a timber rattler. In the southeastern corner of South Dakota he saw no timber rattlers, and the prairie rattlesnake, which we were told could sometimes be found in the western part of the state, was not a likely encounter, “unless it was carried here in the wheel of a truck, a bale of hay or some other highly unlikely method of transportation,” my husband would note sadly. I nodded sympathetically and looked with new scrutiny at the round bales of hay whizzing past our car. A city child had once identified these as “cow eggs,” drawing a cause and effect relationship between the large round bales and the cows which shared the pasture with them. I wondered aloud, with a shiver, what other creatures might hatch out of them. But my paranoia aside, Jamie knew there were no miraculous snake sightings in our near future.

      So he adapted. On our hikes now he still turns over every piece of wood or rock, still drags us through grasses that wave waist high to old abandoned barns in the prairie  (“Rats and mice. Good snake food.”), and still keeps his eyes on the roadside during dusk country drives for any reptile crawling out on the pavement to warm itself under the setting sun. And he listens with a mixture of annoyance and frustration as friends report to him killing a snake found in their fields. “It must’ve been six feet long,” they always tell him. And they usually kill it, assuming, usually wrongly, that the snake is venomous.

      It’s interesting how some people who live in a place as natural and untainted as South Dakota seem locked in conflict with nature, how they wage self-defeating battles against the very forces they court. Each summer we spent hours coaxing seeds and sprouts to grow into food, to flowers, and spraying others that we don’t like. I struggle to explain to my children as we  weed our garden why this one flower is beautiful while the sunny yellow ones on our lawn that they dearly love must be pulled and thrown away. We buy ladybugs to eat aphids that crawl on our plants, but put up fences to keep out rabbits, and kill the snakes that might control the rabbits. We spend hours cultivating little pieces of nature that please us, courting nature like clumsy lovers.

      I heard a funny story recently. A woman who lives in this part of South Dakota installed an elaborate pond in her backyard. It featured gorgeous aquatic plants like water lilies and was landscaped in a gentle valley lush with blood grass and other foliage. Each square of earth surrounding the pond was lovingly coaxed into greenery and rich floral blooms. The effect, I am told, was of a natural wild spot, a retreat lovingly coaxed into shape out of the earth in this Missouri River valley.  The woman had even added goldfish to the pond. Each day she would come to feed the fish and admire her garden. But one day the fish started disappearing. The woman would restock the goldfish and feed them dutifully, carefully testing the water and checking for evidence of fish carcasses. There were none. It was a natural mystery.

      One day this woman happened to be near her pond at dusk when out of the corner of her eye she saw a rather large bull snake stab into her pond, just a lightning flicker of movement,  and grab a goldfish from the water in one smooth gesture of poetry in motion. At least, that is how my husband would have described it. I am told the woman’s response was decidedly more shrill and ear splitting. On that particular night she learned what South Dakota tries to teach us on a daily basis: that nature is unpredictable, mysterious and resistant to being controlled. Nature has a mind of its own.

      In the novel Jurassic Park, the character Dr. Ian Malcolm (played in the movie by Jeff Goldblum) suggests this carefully controlled dinosaur park is destined for disaster , and outlines the Chaos theory. He explains,  “ . . . the history of evolution is that life escapes all barriers . . . Life breaks free . . . life finds a way.” And later this theory is proven, in all its carnivorous truth, when ostensibly unfertile dinosaurs begin to multiply; a consequence of dinosaur genes spliced with the innocuous genes of toads. Velociraptors and Tyrannosaurs then do what comes naturally in the prehistoric theme park, and start eating everything in sight. As the bull snake did at the backyard buffet table pond.

      We all agree on some level with Dr. Ian Malcolm, and then mostly forget his warning about nature when it comes to our own back yards. But  nature cannot be subdued. Nor is nature easily domesticated, in backyard ponds or fields of corn and beans. The best we can hope for, and all we really ever want or need, is that nature will tolerate us, that the force which drives the prairie grasses, with coneflowers and snakes, drives us as well, to life.

      Sometimes I think of that fishing bull snake when I’m gardening. And those migrating toads. Sometimes I think of that tyrannosaur, too, when Jamie is turning over some rock or dead wood, hoping to find a snake. Every once in a while he’s rewarded. Not as often as he’d like, I’m sure. But then, as we learned that night driving into South Dakota, when you least expect it, nature finds you and that’s a mystery worth waiting for.

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A. Waller Hastings

Dakota Sky (A Fragment)

 

Headed west from Minnesota,

a shining path against blue sky

seemed to lead us to Dakota,

a promised land; it was a lie.

 

We broke the land and the land broke us.

With strong steel spade and plow

we mined mountains and prairie sod,

spinning gold from wheat and rock,

so long as water

and mother lode

remained.

 

Drawn by promises of gold and steel plow,

we ebbed and flowed across the land, like a tide

on the ancient sea, now renewed in waves

of golden wheat,

leaving the detritus of our passing:

gray empty shells,

farmhouses foreclosed, forsaken,

saurian threshers poised against the sky.

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J. Annie MacLeod

A VERY SHORT STORY BEGINS ON A FARM

 

      A very short story begins on a farm; a combine whirs; chaff carried by the humid summer wind clouds the first sentence, making the words slow and thick and hard to read. Only after the eyes pass this sentence, stinging a little, does the smell match the heat and dust from the field the smell of sweat, a damp neck, sour pits, the trickle of hot salt down a breastbone. A woman shades the sun with one hand, wipes her eyes. It is sunset in the Midwest. The woman cannot see the boy steering the combine, the man barking directions; they are a shadow among shadows against the orange fire of the sky. Light like corn dust clings to her eyelids, hands, neck‑this light and the clog of too many words across the page seem to choke her; the story opens too stuffy and still for its genre. She crosses the yard to the kitchen; heat from the oven presses against her arms and cheeks. An overhead fan whirs, turning steam from a pot on the stove, and the language suggests a motif, symbols in temperature or blades, but a very short story doesn't have time for motifs—it must follow the woman to find her trouble, the immediate problem that will redeem the vagrancies of this paragraph.

      Her secret: tonight she will leave. Brief, vivid details affirm this secret—fourteen fifty-dollar bills sewn into her bra, an out-of-state phone number at the bottom of her purse, a fan of paid-off credit cards spread on his desk like trump. She'd learned about the bra from an old World War II movie, Nazis rolling tanks past a window, a dark-haired woman biting off thread with her teeth. There are sentimental details too, her boy's favorite soup on the stove, his favorite cobbler cooling in the fridge, one of the his dirty t-shirts tucked in her suitcase. The details must work triple-time in very short fiction, must show a modem setting, a conventional family, a character marked by a string of inferences (precise-careful-clever-tender-determined-meticulous).   

      In some way all farm stories are alike—an unhappy woman in a catalog dress, a stoic man, a bottle of whiskey under the sink—and even her secret is known by heart, the life at the other end of that number a big-city cousin, a waitressing job, a lover. But she is leaving, walking out on twenty years of hot-dish, muffled sex, and endless weather, so it is right to suspect a secret within the secret. Maybe a murdered daughter from last summer found white and glistening in a ditch, a pale scar against the miles and miles of threshed fields and dark ponds. Or bruises like ink stains on the back of the woman's arms, hard pinches her husband takes where no one can see. Or a distant memory, the smell of smoke and summer sweat, a forbidden boy in a black car, his body crushing the bird's bones of the woman's ribs and hips.     

      Now the words are dark like a ditch; twilight rests on the sentences. The husband and boy will be heading back, husks in their hair and down their shirts, marks on their arms like paper cuts. Light from the kitchen will draw them, the eye of the house—a beacon—the one place that exists in this story beyond which there is nothing but heat and chaff and an out-of-state phone number that will ring and ring in an unknown city in an unknown room.

      The woman is already driving to the bus station—she will leave the old Ford in the lot; she will take nothing that's his—and beneath her skirt her thighs stick; her upper lip glistens in the dashboard light. Damp and slippery in the folds of her body, the woman thinks that hot weather makes for any horror. Three-days-dead, her daughter had gone taut and shiny, an egg on a sidewalk in the hundred-degree sun. She's full of fluid, someone had said, a man with a tie and clean nails. We’ll have to drain her. Such a memory, so placed, cannot help but sound like the beginning of truth, the one true thing this very short story will offer.

      But weather slips beyond this moment, gathering force and edge, and it is not her daughter's bloated skin but the ripe air of an evening thunderstorm, air that's heavy and wet, the sky a blue-black bruise. And even though the genre resists extended imagery, the woman makes random associations: her windshield wipers like slaps, perched ravens like fists, the sound of far-off thunder like the threat of her husband's footsteps down the hall. Once, in the many unwritten pages before the first sentence, a summer lightning bolt had riven their hundred-year oak tree, and over the years the charred cleft has become her secret shelter—yet another image, a hollow like a turkey wishbone, cradling her broken body.

      The woman wipes the taste of metal from her mouth; a story that talks so much about cruelty and death cannot help but taste like blood. For six paragraphs, this story has resisted expectation, and now would be the time to bring it around, take on the fast, understated voice of very short fiction with its single effect and quick insight. But the sentences continue to move in slow motion, in a kind of plot-less, intense feeling that seems impossible in a story of only so many words. This feeling comes from another, older memory, the boy and the car, the one who used to skim his lips across the woman's belly like a raft down a river.

      Just last night she thought of this boy. A dog day, the night was so hot she slept without her gown, stretched herself on the bed, a hog on cool mud. Her husband was downstairs with the news and the whiskey, carefully placed in paragraph three, and she touched herself the way the migrant's son had touched her, fingers on corn silk. Young, their very bodies had been stories, pages and pages to be turned and glossed and sometimes read with deep care. She'd known the measure of her body, then, its grammar of sighs and sweat and taste and touch; its unbroken code. But then a black night in the back of the boy's black car, her father had found them. Her father had raped the air with his fists.

      The woman wonders how she will measure herself in a world beyond the farm and sky and weather, how she will know herself against the narrow, double nouns of cities: fire hydrants and potted plants, collared dogs and window-boxes. It's too late for the story to follow her there, though; the slow details of this night have eaten away her allotment of words. Her secrets within the final secret of her departure are the only clues to how she will fare, to the life she will live when she steps off the bus and dials the hidden phone number.

      Perhaps a very short story cannot begin on a farm. The subject expects languor; weather is character; days are measured in snow and sun and rain and wind, not two martini lunches or trashcan fires at dusk. But any subject can invite the language of poetry or the grit of terse prose. The farm is tractors and aprons and throat-catching sunsets, but it's also money and torture and sex of all kinds. The very short story of the city, the slum, or the crowd has as much comfort as the sky through this woman's windshield, wide and blank as the end of this page. For all that matters in any story is a character in fierce or quiet pain, and this place is perfect for violence and need and anger and loss. This is farmland, after all, the country's heart—a thin topsoil over stones and raw clay.

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DEBRA MARQUART

MY HUSBAND, A CITY BOY, DECIDES TO BUY A TRUCK

 

When I find him, he's lying on the bed

with magazines, surrounded by glossy

spreads, the fleshy airbrushed tones

 

of break-your-neck beautiful pick up

trucks, their commercials promising

added legroom, adventure in ownership,

 

and deliverance from all life's hard, stuck

places. Rock guitars chime with whiskey

voices about narrow misses, rugged

 

times survived, all thanks to the solid

dependability of a 4 x 4. This is how

it will be: 'you arrive in your truck

 

(AKA, the rock) loaded down with fun-

loving girls wearing tank tops and short,

fringed cut-offs. They hop from the cab

 

tossing their glossy hair to find the next

available good time. In the back are guitars

and amplifiers, and silver kegs full of

 

piss-warm beer. Believe me, you'll kiss

yourself then for having the horsepower.

This is the new truck, he says. Gone

 

are the days of gun racks and roped deer,

tires kicking up tufts of dirt, the dark

shrinking silhouette of a cowboy hat

 

as the truck climbs the last rise. For me,

it was hay bales, straw bales, alfalfa bales,

rocks, rocks and more rocks, cranky

 

stick-shifts, slippery clutches, feet barely

reaching the pedals, driving lunch out

to Dad in the august fields, dust and sweat

 

slicked seats, the smell of oil and tractor

grease, the thunk and tumble of gas cans

rolling in the back. Listen, I tell him.

 

Here are three things I'd like to never

again do--wear a seed cap, live in a trailer park,

and own a pickup truck. Eventually

 

I add, wear safety orange, to the list,

but that's years later and another story

altogether.

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ROBERT KING

DRIVING TOWARD HOME, WHEREVER THAT IS

 

The red car behind me, small as a bright

drop of blood in the rear-view mirror,

grows larger and passes, a man driving,

 

a woman beside him, half-turned, one hand

casually propping her head, and listening.

The dark ridge of the Missouri valley

 

rises to the west, miles away and eons,

            "the longest division of geologic time

containing two or more eras." If you were here,

 

you might be listening as she was, if I were

            saying something, like the Missouri's importance

to the fur trade, or that aera was a bronze Roman

 

coin, or something more personal, except that

            now what's personal is you're not here.

These are the grounds where people went on expeditions,

 

stalled on sandbars in low water, capsized in high,

            people dying so far away from home

their old beds weren't even memories.

 

In a small wetland along the road, a duck

            sits on the hump of a muskrat's den,

unconcerned, comic, at home and not.

 

Barn swallows, they say, are bunching now,

            families collecting at dawn on the cool highways,

little radio signals sputtering in their blood.

 

Over a hill, four silver trailers convoy

            on vacation, a small, uncoupled train

of couples shining like anniversaries.  

 

In South Dakota they drive the cattle down

to the closer pastures. Elk in Wyoming

are on the move, their antlers gathered

 

in the spring for art work and for shipping out

            to countries who make medicines, love potions

from such various deciduous growths.

 

It doesn't matter where home is. The winter's

coming. There are some laws we obey

without knowing we obey, without knowing

 

there are laws. Something edges down in the land

            and air in our bodies. And if not everything moves

south toward you, my darling, it's enough. As if

 

it has been years, I've been somewhere. Showing

my eras, I'm talking my way down river now,

a caesar returning with furs, with stolen gold.

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lINDA m. hasselstrom

At the History Conference

 

In the overheated library

of a small South Dakota college,

speakers murmur all afternoon.

A fan clunks, turning.

My eyelids close as

a soft-spoken man tells how

his grandmother's eyes

would not meet his

when he discovered in the attic

what he holds up before us:

a robe and hood

of the Ku Klux Klan.

 

The fan thumps

like drumbeats.

A faded tassel spins.

Fear stalks into the room,

waving a torch.

A flaming cross blooms

on a forest hillside

near the bookshelves.

A Catholic priest

shot by Hate

bleeds on the floor

between the desks.

 

All around the room

hands chill,

eyelashes smoke,

hair blazes.

Scholars stare

at one another,

faces blank as white hoods.

Hands clench

around torches.

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CLIF MASON

ASCENDING HARNEY PEAK

 

Each journey is unique, each journey is the same.

As Jesse and I walk the three miles to the summit

Of Harney Peak, tallest in the Hills, the path's gravel

Grit and powdery dirt glimmers with crushed mica.

A few bigger mirroring shards remain. Granitic rock

Breaks the path surface, so we place each step with care.

Pine roots gnarl and snarl across the path, extravagant

Varicose veins. Tiny pinecones have been smashed

Into the dust and pebbles by hundreds of running shoes.

 

I wonder, what is our true destination in this ascent?

Our bodies will know when they have arrived

At walk's end, but will our spirits know when

They have reached their journeys' terminus?

And will that be but a temporary arresting of an ever-

Restless motion, or an achievement more durable?

We see small hard balls of horse dung on the path,

And large black ants, foraging everywhere,

And jet black spiders the size of our little fingernails.

 

We stop to watch a chipmunk quickly peel away

The layers of a young green pinecone, eating only

The seeds, dropping the remnants onto the brown

Needles. We hear squirrels chittering back

And forth from the trees. Every direction we look

We see pines, birches, and aspens broken by last

October's freak storm: tons of wet, heavy snow stooped

The trees and then a cougar-screaming wind snapped

Them in their middles. Others were literally blown over,

 

Uprooted and toppled. Long strands of gray moss gauze

The branches of some. Midway up the mountain,

Scores of stumps (flat-topped by chainsaws) edge the path

Where the Park Service removed dead trees that hung

Over, obstructing the way. We greet all we meet

Coming down. Most return our salutations but a few

Keep eyes lowered to the path and slide by, or stare

At us in incomprehension or even baleful ill will.

Has the ascent bled so much from their souls?

 

The boulders and rock outcroppings are covered

With short gray-green moss, making them look somehow

Older, more ancient. Pale cirrus clouds slip slowly

Across the sky. Odd that we hear so little birdsong.

Are there so few birds in these mountains? Water seeps

Appear from nowhere, make trickles the width

Of two fingers, vanish in the grass. A single small creek

Fans out shallowly as it bows about and intersects

The path. We step on rocks to cross the chanting water.

 

All along our route we see black-eyed Susans, green foxtail,

Golden rod, plantain with their round seed stalks sticking up,

Purple asters, and, more rarely, starry Queen Anne's lace.

A very few times we see tough-skinned red toadstools

Springing from rotting logs. We observe an orange

Mormon fritillary sun itself on a piece of peeling birch bark,

A plump black-striped bumblebee hover over a flower.

To walk open-eyed during this ascent is to feel

New neural pathways sprouting in our brains.

 

We don't stop to rest but walk steadily along, neither hurrying

Nor ambling. We don't break a sweat but we know

We've done something by the time we reach the place

Where twenty horses still stand, saddled, tied by their reins.

We ascend the final flights of stone steps, feeling sudden

Thigh burn, climb the steep steel steps (almost vertical),

And attain the top of the lookout tower. Below us mile

Upon mountain mile of the near- monoculture of the pine-

Hills quilled as densely as a round-backed porcupine.

 

A dozen miles away, thick rain slants from a gray-sodden

Bank of clouds as though sliding down an invisible spillway.

Lightning rips sky's blue-black fabric, ignites the firecracker

Strings of our spines. On the stone landing below we drink

The last of our water and shoot the last of our film

Before walking out onto the peak's stone skull. Amazingly,

Fissures hold a few yards of soil, from which grass sprigs up.

We walk, climb, and clamber to a knob two hundred yards

From the tower, and sit at last, to scan the vast unchecked

 

Expanses of evergreen. Thunder sends its wrecking ball

Into the hills. Clouds gather in the darkening sky.

Updrafts of cool-warm wind feel pleasing

On our hot faces and necks and arms. The wind

Blows breath into us—blows vigor into bodies,

Poetry into minds. We feel ourselves wheeled

Round on the great planet, wheeled through

Sun-and-star-lit infinities of midnight space, yes,

Wheeled about forever on the still-wild Earth.

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Freya Manfred

What Water Gives

 

When I was four I learned how water holds me up

if I inhale and lift my feet,

how water embraces all of me at once, both hard and soft:

more like earth than sunlight,

more like moonlight than the moon.

 

After I fell in love with water

I never woke in the morning

wondering who I was or what to do.

I swam, floated, and watched the skin of the lake

endlessly replace itself.

 

I would say water

is my mother,

but since I am a mother myself

I know how much I fall short

of what water gives.  

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Debra marquart

COME To NORTH DAKOTA!

 

                One of the hardest things in the world to do is dispel the misapprehension which exists in many quarters in regard to 

                    the newer parts of our own country. Persons who move from the eastern and middle states to North Dakota, or in fact 

                    any of the northwestern states, frequently express their amazement at finding things so different from what they had 

                    expected. They look for a vast, howling wilderness, and are surprised to find a well settled, civilized country.

                      

                    —Land Tract from the Northern Pacific Railway Company, 1900.

 

      If you leave Fargo at 9:00 in the morning, going west on I-94 and traveling at a reasonable rate of speed, you'll reach south central North Dakota by noon, just as the sun rises in a hot spike above you. In that time you'll have passed through the Red River valley, a lacustrine plain on the eastern border of North Dakota which is some of the richest farmland in the world and the drainage plain for the Red, one of the few rivers in the world that flows north.

      Although it's now a small river valley with land so flat, some claim, that you can actually see the curvature of the earth as you're driving, at one time the Red River valley was the bottom of the ancient glacial Lake Agassiz, a body of water that covered, by some estimates, 110,000 square miles in parts of Canada, Minnesota and the Dakotas, and the last remnant of which is Lake Winnipeg in Manitoba.

      Driving west along I-94, the interstate that cuts east-west through the state of North Dakota, you'll encounter a road so lonely, treeless, unchangeable and devoid of rises and curves that it will feel to you like one long, held guitar note. You'll have the sense, if your tires are in proper alignment, that you rarely need to tap the steering wheel to keep your car on its straight-ahead path.

      Now you are driving deep into the center of one of the "square states," as I recently heard a comedian refer to the conservative column of states—the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma—a region that loves Republicans, hosts tornadoes, and holds down, like a rock, some would argue, the center of the country.

      It's a place that, traditionally, has been considered to be devoid of story and not even interesting to the experts who were paid to study it. Compared to the more dramatic outcroppings in other parts of the country, the midwest offers few excitements for geologists. Perhaps this is why, as John McPhee notes in Annals of the Former World, "Philip King, of the United States Geological Survey, encapsulated the Midwest in one memorable sentence: 'The rather monotonous geologic features of the Interior Lowlands would seem of less interest than the complex rocks and structures of the Canadian Shield, the Appalachians, or the [western] Cordilleras, nor can we, in this book, devote space to them commensurate with their surface area'."

      Now you have entered the heartland, the place where Jefferson's rectilinear cadastral survey, the land grid plan that was called for in the Land Ordinance of 1785, found its most perfect confluence of latitude, longitude, and country so well-behaved that it laid itself down in neat, even squares for the surveyor's instruments. Very soon, as the expedition moved west, the neatness of the grid would be foiled by steep valleys, rivers, foothills and mountains, but here in the monotonous square states, the survey subdivided the land easily into square upon square, each measuring six miles by six miles.

      As Richard Manning observes in Grasslands, "these measures became the basis for parceling lands under the various homesteading and land entry laws.... The survey drew the lines, and yeomen were to be dropped between the lines like numbers on a spreadsheet." The lasting effects of Jefferson's grid can most easily be seen from the air as one passes over the plains—a lovely patchwork of fields in different hues of greens, tans, and yellows, often in such perfect, regular squares that the land below looks like a handmade quilt.

      Despite its easy inclines and farmable plains, the region was not impressive to early assessors. In Grasslands, Richard Manning notes that during an 1820 expedition under Major Stephen Long, the survey's official chronicler, Edwin James "called the region between the Mississippi and Rockies a'dreary plain, wholly unfit for cultivation, and of course uninhabitable by a people depending upon agriculture for subsistence'." Manning observes that it was Edwin James who first dubbed this area "the Great American Desert, 11 an indignity from which the area has never recovered, and against which land companies and state tourism bureaus have argued for over a hundred years, producing rainfall charts, per acre wheat production figures, and colorful tracts describing the region's wonders.

      In a 1900 land brochure entitled "Progress Made by the Farmers in Central North Dakota, 'I created by the Northern Pacific railroad, one of the largest holders of land in North Dakota at the turn of the century, images of prosperity abound. On the cover is a photograph of a family dressed in Sunday clothes standing in front of their two-story white clapboard farmhouse. Beside the home is a carriage with two fine, white horses waiting to whisk the family off to church, the town store, or some other civilized place. Beside the horse carriage, taking up the left half of the photograph and looming like a dark presence is the family's first home—a tow-lying, one room sod house with a roof that slunks down slightly in the center. The caption reads: "Progress in Home Building. Old and New Home of Erick Swanson."

      The brochure is full of such photographs showing new homes surrounded by small, neat outbuildings. Interspersed between the photos are testimonials from area settlers declaring their good fortune and prosperity since coming to the state. "I was a coat miner in Scranton, Pennsylvania," one letter reads, "and having a growing family I looked about to see if I could not leave them with a better prospect than the life of a miner at daily wages. I finally decided on North Dakota and came to Stutsman County in 1882 with my family, a few household goods and a few dollars."

      The letter goes on to briefly describe the initial years of labor and hardship, but it continues, "the end of every year left me in a better position than at its beginning. I now have one thousand acres of this rich wheat land in a body, a good new house and barn, 17 horses, 25 cattle, plenty of machinery, 3,000 bushels of wheat in a granary and feed for stock, the coming year. I do not owe anyone a cent."

      While all of the facts and figures were no doubt persuasive, the most emotionally powerful of the above statements almost certainly must have been, "I do not owe anyone a cent." Perhaps it is true about people from all parts of the country, but growing up in central North Dakota, I never met anyone who did not yearn to be independent, free and clear of all claims, unfettered by debt, and beholden to no one.

      In the Northern Pacific brochure, the testimonials about inauspicious beginnings go on and on: "I came to Spiritwood, ND in 1886 from Detroit, Minnesota, a young unmarried man with nothing but my two hands with which to gain a livelihood"; or "I came to LaMoure County in 1886, with no money and no property but two cows and took a homestead on the SW 1/4 of Sec. 18-134-59"; or "I write you a few lines to let you know what I think of North Dakota. I came to Jamestown about eighteen years ago from Germany. When I arrived in Jamestown I had only one hundred dollars which I spent before I did anything."

      As one would expect, the body of the letters recite personal statistics—the number of acres acquired since then, livestock owned, bushels stored, and dollars in savings—but the endings of the letters emphatically declare the region's ability to confer prosperity: "This certainly is the place for a poor man to get a start in the financial world"; and "the wonder is that more young men who are merely existing in the East do not launch Out, come here and take a sure road to competence"; and "my wife had always been prejudiced against North Dakota, but since she has seen it she cannot praise it too highly"; and "you could not induce me to go back to Missouri; I like the climate so much better here."

      This last statement, one of my personal favorites, reminds me of a report I heard a few years ago on NPR's "Morning Edition" about the city of Ashley, a small town in south central North Dakota near where I grew up, that was trying to attract retirees to the region. Out of the north every winter, usually in early January, a major exodus occurs as many of our wealthier retirees, usually called "snowbirds, it migrate south to places like Arizona, Texas, and Florida to escape the harshest months of the winter. But on this day, NPR was reporting that the town of Ashley hoped to achieve a kind of reverse migration by appealing to the retirees of the south, perhaps those living on a fixed income, to migrate north for their retirement years.

      As incentive, the chamber of commerce was citing the recuperative powers of a change of scenery and Ashley's amazingly inexpensive real estate (in my hometown it's also sometimes possible to buy a home and the land on it for only a few thousand dollars). In an interview with Bob Edwards, the host of "Morning Edition," the mayor of Ashley boasted about the totally crime‑free streets, and the cleanest air that anyone could imagine breathing.

      After a series of skeptical questions followed by unfailingly perky answers, Bob Edwards asked the mayor about what facilities the retirees, with all their newly-found free time and disposable income, could enjoy in Ashley—opera, ballet, shopping malls? Well, the mayor had to admit, Ashley, a town of about 1,000 people, didn't have any of those things, but they did have a local cafe, a grocery store, a bar, a golden-age club, and a post office.

      Did they have an exercise facility, Edwards asked. Retirees these days like to keep in shape, he explained. No, the mayor replied, but they had those crime-free streets where a person could take a walk or jog any time of the day or night.

      "What about the weather," Edwards asked.

      "Oh, the weather's beautiful up here year-round," the mayor insisted.

       "But I checked with the national weather service," Edwards said, throwing down the gauntlet, "and they tell me the average temperature during the months of December through February is ten degrees above zero, with dips down to ten and twenty below zero."

      There was a slight pause on the line. "And that doesn't count the snowfall figures and the wind chill factors," Edwards added.

      "Yeah, but that's a dry cold," the mayor insisted. "It doesn't feel as cold here as ten degrees feels anywhere else. Most of the time I go out without a coat."

      It's fortunate that Bob Edwards ended the interview at this point before the mayor began talking about UFOs and receiving messages from the mothership, because the North Dakota he was describing was some kind of alternative universe to the one I experienced growing up on the plains.

      In reality, the cold of North Dakota is unlike cold I have experienced anywhere else, with the possible exception of Alberta, Canada and the Arctic circle, which is the place of origin of the wind currents, the Alberta clippers, that breeze through and freeze our asses off each winter. This cold not only cuts to the bone, it freezes the marrow. It's a cold that's impossible to describe because it exists outside the province of language, perhaps a bit like the pain of childbirth—as soon as it subsides and you are unthawing your frozen limbs in front of the heater, your mind goes to work forgetting it. For stoic North Dakotans, the cold is Nietzschean—if it kills you, you were a wimp anyway and didn't deserve to live here. The weather in North Dakota becomes the hard rock that you sharpen the blade of your will to survive against.

      And this must have been the way it was for the early settlers in Dakota territory who survived some of the coldest winters and the hottest summers on record inside their sod houses. Imagine their surprise when they encountered the worst hailstorms, grasshopper plagues, and firestorms they'd ever imagined, calamities of biblical proportion, followed by snow drifts as high as two-story buildings, and the coldest winters they'd ever seen. It's a strange consequence that the extremes of the place have nurtured a kind of healthy fatalism in the people of North Dakota. "Well, it keeps the riff raff out," they like to say about any meteorological occurrence that makes the state appear less than habitable.

      Prevaricating about the charms of North Dakota is a longstanding tradition. In a 1924 brochure, also created by the Northern Pacific railroad, the farmer is again invited to "come to North Dakota." On the cover of the brochure is a montage of photos of farmland from three states—Illinois, Iowa, and North Dakota. Impressive graphs show the per acre price of farmland rising in Illinois from $8 in 1850 to $108 in 1910. In Iowa the land prices shoot from $6 in 1850 to $227 in 1920.

      On the bottom is a photograph of a new homestead in North Dakota. The superimposed graph shows that the per acre cost of land in 1880 was $8, just as in Iowa and Illinois. But now in 1920, it is still only $41. It's clear that here is an opportunity waiting to happen. "Come to North Dakota," the headline reads, "because history repeats itself." On the first page of the brochure after the table of contents, so it will be impossible to miss, is a line drawing of the North American continent.    

      The caption above the drawing reads, "North Dakota: the Center of the North American Hemisphere." The drawing seems fairly accurate. The "Dominion of Canada" is in the north with the Arctic circle and part of Greenland showing at the top; Mexico is looking a little squashed and anemic to the south; the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans are where they should be, although there's no Great Britain or Europe on the east or Pacific Rim countries peeking in from the west. But somehow it's North Dakota that appears larger than normal in the drawing. It is highlighted in a darker shade and elevated above the other states.

      Across the drawing are superimposed two lines—one that cuts east to west across the continent. The east leg of the line reads, $$not too wet, and the west leg reads "not too dry." Coming from the north, another line reads, "Not too cold," and the line continuing to the south reads, "not too hot." Does it surprise anyone that these lines all meet, in a sacred conjunction, over the state of North Dakota?

      The text at the bottom of the page reads a little like Bob Edwards' interview with the mayor or Ashley: "Extremes of temperature to which the state is subject are not unpleasant due to low humidity. Hot, muggy days are very rare in summer and long twilight periods and nights are always cool.... The winters are cold, but it is the dry, crisp, clear cold that is more healthful and more pleasant for man and beast than the winter weather of regions of so-called moderate climate."

      One might feel compelled to argue with some of these statements, if they were not followed by one of the most astonishing claims I have ever read about North Dakota:

 

                    State authorities claim approximately 200 hours more sunshine during the growing season than the States of Ohio, Indian Illinois 

                   and Iowa.... It has been proven that there is between 102 and 103 additional hours between sunrise and sunset on a line drawn through

                   central North Dakota than upon a similar line drawn through the central part of Indiana and Iowa during the season March 21

                   to September 21.

 

      This is a stunning discovery for me—someone who has ignorantly believed all these years that the earth rotates in a somewhat regular manner, lighting and not-lighting different longitudes and latitudes in a fairly consistent way. But I should have known that the sun would linger over North Dakota, dread to leave it, the magnetic force of the state causing the planets to heave and flex, the sun to pull a little closer to earth and shine a little harder each time North Dakota came into view.

      I have seen this claim of more sunshine in several land and tourism brochures from this time period. The scientific origin of the claim is never stated, and the wording of the logic is often garbled and unclear, as in the above statement, "It was been proven that" with no indication to follow by whom. And misinformation proliferates as the tracts begin quoting each other.

      A rare 1920s brochure entitled, "Own a Home in Logan County, North Dakota," my home county, makes similar claims of plenitude. On page four, are photos of thick herds of heifers and pigs. In the right hand comer, three men holding guns stand in front of a fence that is strewn solid with ducks, geese, and other unidentifiable types of water fowl. "Results of a morning hunt," the caption reads, and the smug smiles on the hunters' faces would make anyone envious. The text later in the brochure, on page twenty, takes a hard-line approach, cautioning you, the prospective land speculator, not to be hesitate.

 

                The price of the land in Logan County is going up. There is no better time than now for securing a home where cheap lands