seuss clinton

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HYMN?

The Dentist's Hymn:	Crown Him with Many Crowns
The TV Weatherman's Hymn:	There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn:	The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn:	Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn:	There is a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn:	Standing On the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn	Open My Eyes That I May See
The IRS Hymn	All to Thee or I Surrender All
The Gossiper's Hymn:	Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn:	Send Out Thy Light
The Shopper's Hymn	Sweet By and By

If you must speed on the highway, sing these:
45 mph	"God Will Take Care of Me"
55 mph	"Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah"
65 mph	"Nearer My God to Thee"
75 mph	"Nearer Still Nearer"
85 mph	"This World is Not My Home"
95 mph	"Lord, I'm Coming Home"
100 mph	"Precious Memories"

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