Top Secret Microsoft Code

"TOP SECRET"

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
Project:          Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date:

Summer 1994^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995
    
*/

#include 
#include 
#include 
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"


/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99281-95 from:
William H. Gates III
to:
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

  William H. Gates III wrote:
  "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition. It
  might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
  _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.


   Carry on,
   God^H^H^HBill
     "
     */
     #define INSTALL = HARD

     void main()
     {
     while(!CRASHED)
     {
     display_copyright_message();
     display_bill_rules_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     if(first_time_installation)
     {
     make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
     do_nothing_loop();
     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
     hang_system();
     }
     write_something(anything);
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();             
     do_some_stuff();
     if(still_not_crashed)
     {
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     basically_run_windows_3.1();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_nothing_loop();
     }
     }

     /*
     Reference:
     Internal memo #99683-95 from:
     Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
     to:
     William H. Gates III     

Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
"Dear Sir,
Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-
statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the
final code. This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of
consumer- diskspace!

Thank you for listening to us,
the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
  "
  */
  /*
  if(still_not_crashed)
  {
  write_cheer();
  finished();
  }
  */
  create_general_protection_fault();
  }

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