Letter of Recommendation

 Subject: Letter of recommendation??

 The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:

     Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
     hard at work in his cubicle.  Bob works independently,without
     wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Bob never
     thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
     finishes given assignments on time.  Often Bob takes extended
     measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
     breaks.  Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
     vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
     knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Bob can be
     classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
     dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
     promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
     executed as soon as possible.

     Sd/-

     Project Leader

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     A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
     That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the
     report sent to you earlier today.  Kindly read only the odd
     numbered lines (1, 3, 5, etc...) for my true assessment of him.

     Regards -

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