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| 10. | "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." |
| 9. | "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." |
| 8. | "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" |
| 7. | "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm. |
| 6. | "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." |
| 5. | "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who do Yoga?" |
| 4. | "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." |
| 3. | "The coffee machine is broken..." |
| 2. | "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot! |
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And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: ..............." in Jesus Name, Amen." | |
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